Lucky Charms Magically Delicious Marshmallows, 7 oz Bag

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These 4 or 5-star reviews represent the opinions of the individuals who posted them and do not reflect the views of Etsy. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. Though i really thought he sent you the opened box from his video, since i wasn’t aware of the fact, that he was already able to secure 3 boxes of this amazing treasure! The sweetness of the marshmallows flowed rather beautifully into the buttery taste of the shortbread, not having been fully “activated” by milk or any other sort of liquid.

Unfortunately, as the cookies cooled, the marshmallow bits became tougher and felt a little like biting down on stale old gum. I don’t know why I expected the marshmallows to bubble and turn to a runny mess inside the oven, but I placed the cookies on a high-rimmed baking sheet at the last minute, just to be safe.The only good thing about this combination is that the tang of the pizza sauce and the char on the crust was enough to dull the aftertaste of the marshmallows.

The milk’s color slowly became sinister green swamp water, and ghost leprechauns laughed in my head in a slot machine formation. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice.Personalised advertising may be considered a “sale” or “sharing” of information under California and other state privacy laws, and you may have a right to opt out. After several fervent ALL CAPS Twitter messages, I found out that Gabe had managed to procure not just one, but three of the 10 Marshmallows Only boxes. Our Taste Test was measured, but none too positive; the takeaway was that it’s simply too much sugar, in too high a concentration, to be enjoyed. The official video they made for the sweepstakes, featuring a self-parody by Biz Markie, has since been taken offline, but if you look hard enough, you should still be able to find it. I chucked a handful of charms into the mug and planned to wait 30 seconds for the marshmallows to get good and saturated with cocoa before taking a sip—but after 10 seconds, I had to hurry up and try some before the shapes and colors dissolved completely into a toxic rainbow spill.

To be fair, the marshmallows don’t have much effect on the slice at all—it’d take more than some nasty sugar nuggets to take down some of the best Neapolitan pizza in Chicago.

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